A Nerd for All Seasons
fma-brotherhood:

C:
alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

corkysnoo:

fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

Iconic.

bitchesaloud:

it’s been 20 years for fuck sake Usagi get your shit together

I’m convinced that the whole “Make your pornstar name with your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on” is just some clever ruse to get people to reveal their online security question answers.

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

GLADoS - what the fuck did you just fucking say about me
365,683 plays

yukulele:

phithera:

so i worked out how to make GLADoS’s voice and

yeah

amazinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on

fano-tastic:

I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

From tonight's game night
Me: So, I know my postcognition normally only works on inanimate objects, but could I use it to experience this person's last moments before he died and see what killed him?
GM: Umm.... sure, I guess.
*5 minutes of my character shitting himself and screaming on the floor as he experiences, firsthand, dying from sheer terror*
My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

weaponless:

six word horror story

weaponless:

six word horror story